Your pardon for missing yesterday's post. I got into a big fight with an angry intestinal bug and lost. Spent most of the day huddled up like a Siberian mummy, complete with chattering teeth... then sweating like a U.S. banker before the Supreme Court. Awful day!
Plenty to report today though, so pull uppa chair, grabba cuppa coffee and enjoy the "World is Falling Apart" show with me, your host, Writer Rod. =)
The Sky's on Fire!
That mega X-class solar flare (largest in 4 years) is due to hit the Earth's magnetic field in full force tonight. It's already caused geometric storms which knocked out radion communications in China and could also disrupt power grids and satellites worldwide.
The NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association sent out alerts to all industries which might be affected by the blast, including GPS links, the shipping industry, electrical power companies, airlines and militaries.
The sun is just getting warmed up as it nears its 11-year solar max cycle which is due to max out in late 2012 or early 2013... just in time for the Maya Calendar prediction I might add. We could see some funky fits coming from the sun over the next 2 years.
Oh yeh, this storm should produce some awesome dancing northern lights for ya'll who live higher in the northern hemisphere. Let me know if you see 'em!
See http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41651732/ns/technology_and_science-space
Disappearing Permafrost
A report was just released by scientists studying the Alaskan permafrost layer which has been steadily melting for a number of years, causing buckled roads, giant sink holes and crumbling buildings.
The report says that they expect the northern permafrost lands will be releasing more carbon than they now absorb within 20 years.. and that around 60% of it will be gone by 2200. That 60% will be as much carbon released into the atmosphere as has been released from the beginning of the industrial age until now... and you see what that much carbon is doing today!
Everyone quote the climate change rule with me concerning authorities... "they ALWAYS overcalculate!" Very good.. you're getting it! So, if they are expecting large doses of carbon to be released into the atmosphere in 20 years, you can bet it will be more like 5... and, if they are saying 90 years until 60% loss, you can bet it will be more like 15... if not sooner. Now, I do have to get these Big Brains some credit because they do admit that it could be sooner due to the fact that MORE CARBON THAT IS RELEASED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE... THE FASTER EVERYTHING WILL HEAT UP... AND THE FASTER EVERYTHING WILL MELT!" I do believe the Big Brains are starting to learn!! (I say that... but you gotta stick around for the Big Brain funny at the end of the blog!)
Also, the Big Brains say that this report shows that policymakers will "have to reduce fossil fuel emissions that much lower than previously calculated to account for this additional carbon from the permafrost. Otherwise, we will end up with a warmer Earth than we want." hahahahaha And they're just now figuring this out. A bit late in the game for a game plan, don't ya think?!
See http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41625347/ns/us_news-environment/
Frozen Peruvian Taters... Maybe
Peru is sending some 1,500 different kinds of potatoes to the big seed storage vault in the Arctic Circle in hopes of safeguarding them from human or natural disaster. Peru and the Andes countries surrounding it are home to over 4,000 various kinds of spuds (bet you didn't know that!). Since the tater has been a staple food for nearly 8,000 years, people are thinking we better save some for a climate change "rainy" day (pun intended).
The report actually says that FARMERS are sending the potatoes, so it goes to show that regular folks are MUCH smarter than the Big Brains who are still arguing over whether or not global warming is actually taking place (see the Big Brain funny at the end). What gets me is... with all the polar melting going on (permafrost, Greenland Ice Sheet, Polar Ice Field)... will there be any place cold enough to store those spuds?!
See http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12493970
Earthquake report
There were 9 earthquakes worldwide yesterday and 8 today that registered a 4.0 or higher.
Latest Big Brain Climate Change Report
Hold onto your hats! This just might knock you off your chair like it did me! Drum roll please rattattattattattat
The latest OFFICIAL report (actually TWO reports) to come out on global warming and climate change by the Big Brains says that all the increase in and intensity of rain, snow and other mega storms "over the last half of the 20th century" and the extreme weather events they are causing is due to ... get this... don't try to stop laughing or you might piss yourself... and I quote... "Global warming driven by human activity." lololololol Oh my god!! How thick headed can any one person be?! And we have a whole slew of these Big Brains advising whole nations on the CRITICAL situation the planet is in! If we listen to these Educated Idiots, we'll all be dead before they figure out there's a problem! lol
And that's not all. The article asks, "Why did it take so long for scientists to begin to make solid connections between global warming and extreme weather events?" Excellent question! But the answer coming from the Big Brains ain't so excellent... 'One reason is that only in recent decades has the accumulated influx of heat-trapping gases become more obvious. "We are finding it easier and easier to detect that signal in observations," Zwiers said.' hahahahaha In other words... The entire planet's weather patterns are going ape shit, thus, global warming is a problem! ROFLMAO!
See http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110216/sc_afp/climatewarmingweatherfloods
Ok, time to wipe the funny tears from our eyes and embrace the hope that higher spiritual ascension and the assistance of races from other planets (smarter than ours) will swoop in to save the day.
Have an excellent night and keep your eyes to the skies!
Peace out!
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